Me: "I have to change my book's title. Here's the new one I'm thinking of."
Friend: "No good. Get something more mysterious, maybe something that has a double meaning."
Me: "This one has...at least three meanings. That's why I chose it. It's the whole point."
Friend: "Whoa, hey, sorry, just giving my feedback!"
Me: "It's fine, like, I appreciate it. Do you have a better suggestion?
Friend: shrugs
seriously why do I even talk to people
