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Iltwon © 3d if you're so smart why are you still broke hacks4pancakes • now I'm literally an expert computer hacker who could do big crimes but I feel bad for embarrassed people on TV and can't hurt a mouse.

2026-04-24 03:59:56

Lesley Carhart :unverified:

hacks4pancakes@infosec.exchange

2026-04-24 04:08:33

Dave 🐶

Cyberoutsider@infosec.exchange

@hacks4pancakes My soul and morals are rich.

As for financially... got suckered into too many of those darn monkey pics.

2026-04-24 04:39:12

K. Reid Wightman :verified: 🌻 :donor: :clippy:

reverseics@infosec.exchange

@hacks4pancakes imagine confusing wealth with success…

2026-04-24 04:41:35

Phil

logwyrm@infosec.exchange

@hacks4pancakes Crime doesn't pay, but no crime doesn't pay, either.

2026-04-24 06:01:52

ra6bit

ra6bit@infosec.exchange

@hacks4pancakes Every now and then I remember that I've literally robbed banks without them noticing and shut down power plants. I just did it in a beneficial context.

Morality and ethics are not weaknesses to be overcome, they're a quality and goal to be celebrated. I think something about the last decade has caused a lot of people to lose sight of that.

2026-04-24 06:23:14

lawyersgunsnmoney@mstdn.social

@hacks4pancakes My Dad used to say stupid shit like that to me

2026-04-24 07:38:18

Perrin42

Perrin42@mastodon.social

@hacks4pancakes

❤️🫂

2026-04-24 07:38:19

valkyrie@wandering.shop

@hacks4pancakes ahh yes an AI profile picture talking about smart and broke

2026-04-24 08:02:49

Jamie Gaskins

jamie@zomglol.wtf

@hacks4pancakes I occasionally wonder how much more successful I’d have been if I didn’t have a conscience because sociopaths of a certain demographic seem to do so well

2026-04-24 12:54:36

notanowl

brotherpsyche@mastodon.social

@hacks4pancakes i will also say after living on the streets for five years to having raised two debt free grad students, its never been about money / the desire to accumulate money and wealth is not universal

2026-04-24 13:30:46

Ferret

ferret@hub.workersofthe.world

@Lesley Carhart :unverified: Would actually pay you to tutor me

2026-04-24 15:23:28

Willa :donor: :nyancat:

willasaywhat@infosec.exchange

@hacks4pancakes I know exactly why I’m not rich. My brain is wired such that it goes into fight or flight when corporate ideology breaks my personal ethics. Which is why I typically get angry and vocal first, and then I quit after my stress level hits the roof — usually right before bonuses are paid out because my timing is the worst.

2026-05-16 14:50:15

DrYak

dryak@mstdn.science

@hacks4pancakes ever considered switching carreers and going into academics to write software to hunt evil viruses? (speaking from personnal experience)

2026-05-16 15:06:30

The Cyberwitch

cyberwitch@goingdark.social

@hacks4pancakes name one billionaire who who doesnt currently have a brain full of termites. They're not smart, they just goon over eachothers' fanfiction of how the economy and computers work enough to make it sounds like the consensus